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insult generator

snippets — Fri, 24 May 2013 02:01:00 +0000

var insult = {
// Insults nicked from [ http://www.museangel.net/insult.html ]
a: ["artless","bawdy","beslubbering","bootless","churlish","cockered","clouted","craven","currish","dankish","dissembling","droning","errant","fawning","fobbing","froward","frothy","gleeking","goatish","gorbellied","impertinent","infectious","jarring","loggerheaded","lumpish","mammering","mangled","mewling","paunchy","pribbling","puking","puny","quailing","rank","reeky","roguish","ruttish","saucy","spleeny","spongy","surly","tottering","unmuzzled","vain","venomed","villainous","warped","wayward","weedy","yeasty"],
b: ["base-court","bat-fowling","beef-witted","beetle-headed","boil-brained","clapper-clawed","clay-brained","common-kissing","crook-pated","dismal-dreaming","dizzy-eyed","dog-hearted","dread-bolted","earth-vexing","elf-skinned","fat-kidneyed","fen-sucked","flap-mouthed","fly-bitten","folly-fallen","fool-born","full-gorged","guts-griping","half-faced","hasty-witted","hedge-born","hell-hated","idle-headed","ill-breeding","ill-nurtured","knotty-pated","milk-livered","motley-minded","onion-eyed","plume-plucked","pottle-deep","pox-marked","reeling-ripe","rough-hewn","rude-growing","rump-fed","shard-borne","sheep-biting","spur-galled","swag-bellied","tardy-gaited","tickle-brained","toad-spotted","unchin-snouted","weather-bitten"],
c: ["apple-john","baggage","barnacle","bladder","boar-pig","bugbear","bum-bailey","canker-blossom","clack-dish","clot-pole","coxcomb","codpiece","death-token","dewberry","flap-dragon","flax-wench","flirt-gill","foot-licker","fustilarian","giglet","gudgeon","haggard","harpy","hedge-pig","horn-beast","huggermugger","jolt-head","lewdster","lout","maggot-pie","malt-worm","mammet","measle","minnow","miscreant","mold-warp","mumble-news","nut-hook","pigeon-egg","pignut","puttock","pumpion","rats-bane","scut","skains-mate","strumpet","varlot","vassal","whey-face","wagtail"],
rI: function(a){ return a[Math.floor(Math.random()*a.length)]; },
generate: function(){ var s = "";
for(n=0; n
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Using Twitter for sending server downtime alert

snippets — Thu, 23 May 2013 23:01:01 +0000

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jQuery Translate

snippets — Thu, 23 May 2013 20:01:00 +0000

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sqlDataObj in PHP5

snippets — Thu, 23 May 2013 17:01:00 +0000

-- mysql connection handler --

class mysql {
var $dbase;
var $dbcon;
var $db_user;
var $db_pw;

/* Constructor */
function __construct($base,$user,$pw) {

$this->dbase = $base;
$this->db_user = $user;
$this->db_pw = $pw;

$this->dbcon = mysql_connect("url-to-your-db",$this->db_user,$this->db_pw);
if (!$this->dbcon) {
die( "

Unable to connect to the database server at this time.

" );
} else {
if (!@mysql_select_db($this->dbase,$this->dbcon)) {
die( "

Could not choose this database: ".$this->dbase." Please try again later.

" );
}
}
} // connect end

function closeconnection() {
mysql_free_result();
mysql_close($this->dbcon);
} // closeconnection end

}
?>

Google Hosted jQuery + Document Ready

snippets — Thu, 23 May 2013 14:01:00 +0000

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Ejemplo de un widget de Blogger

snippets — Thu, 23 May 2013 11:01:00 +0000

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drawing

snippets — Thu, 23 May 2013 08:01:00 +0000

var loc:Vector. = new Vector.();
var lifts:Vector. = new Vector.();
var index:int = 0;
var resolution:int = 1;
var down:Boolean;
stage.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_DOWN, onDown);
stage.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_UP, onUp);
stage.addEventListener(KeyboardEvent.KEY_DOWN, onKeyReleased);
addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, onLoop);
function onKeyReleased(evt:KeyboardEvent):void{
if (evt.keyCode == Keyboard.RIGHT){
resolution -= 1;
if (resolution <1) resolution = 1;
}else
if (evt.keyCode == Keyboard.LEFT){
resolution += 1;
}
}
function onDown(evt:MouseEvent):void{
down = true;
lifts.push(index);
}
function onUp(evt:MouseEvent):void{
down = false;
}
function onLoop(evt:Event):void {
if (down){
loc[index] = new Point(mouseX, mouseY);
index++;
}
graphics.clear();
graphics.lineStyle(0,0x000000);
var j:int = 0;
var lift:int;
var liftLength:int = lifts.length;
var lastLoc:int =  loc.length  - 1;
for (var i:int = 0; i
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Font Short Cutty

snippets — Thu, 23 May 2013 05:01:00 +0000

package {

import flash.util.describeType;
import flash.display.MovieClip;
import flash.display.TextField;
import flash.text.TextFormat;
import flash.text.AntiAliasType;

public class Test extends MovieClip {

// be sure this is pointing to a ttf font in your hardrive
[Embed(source="C:WINDOWSFontssomefont.ttf", fontFamily="foo")]
public var bar:String;

public function Test() {

var format:TextFormat	      = new TextFormat();
format.font		      = "foo";
format.color                = 0xFFFFFF;
format.size                 = 130;

var label:TextField         = new TextField();
label.embedFonts            = true;
label.autoSize              = TextFieldAutoSize.LEFT;
label.antiAliasType         = AntiAliasType.ADVANCED;
label.defaultTextFormat     = format;
label.text                  = "Hello World!";
addChild(label);
}
}
}

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XSLT Helper class

snippets — Thu, 23 May 2013 02:01:00 +0000

using System;
using System.IO;
using System.Xml;
using System.Xml.Xsl;

namespace [[Name Space]]
{
public class [[Class Name]]
{
/// 
/// Transforms the supplied xml using the supplied xslt and returns the
/// result of the transformation
/// 
/// The xml to be transformed
/// The xslt to transform the xml
/// The transformed xml
public string TransformXml(string xml, string xslt)
{
// Simple data checks
if (string.IsNullOrEmpty(xml))
{
throw new ArgumentException("Param cannot be null or empty", "xml");
}
if (string.IsNullOrEmpty(xslt))
{
throw new ArgumentException("Param cannot be null or empty", "xslt");
}

// Create required readers for working with xml and xslt
StringReader xsltInput = new StringReader(xslt);
StringReader xmlInput = new StringReader(xml);
XmlTextReader xsltReader = new XmlTextReader(xsltInput);
XmlTextReader xmlReader = new XmlTextReader(xmlInput);

// Create required writer for output
StringWriter stringWriter = new StringWriter();
XmlTextWriter transformedXml = new XmlTextWriter(stringWriter);

// Create a XslCompiledTransform to perform transformation
XslCompiledTransform xsltTransform = new XslCompiledTransform();

try
{
xsltTransform.Load(xsltReader, new XsltSettings(true, true), null);
xsltTransform.Transform(xmlReader, transformedXml);
}
catch (XmlException xmlEx)
{
// TODO : log - "Could not load XSL transform:

" + xmlEx.Message
throw;
}
catch (XsltException xsltEx)
{
// TODO : log - "Could not process the XSL:

" + xsltEx.Message + "
On line " + xsltEx.LineNumber + " @ " + xsltEx.LinePosition)
throw;
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
// TODO : log
throw;
}

return stringWriter.ToString();
}
}
}

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formatBytes

snippets — Wed, 22 May 2013 23:01:01 +0000

function formatBytes($bytes, $precision = 2) {
$units = array('B', 'KB', 'MB', 'GB', 'TB');

$bytes = max($bytes, 0);
$pow = floor(($bytes ? log($bytes) : 0) / log(1024));
$pow = min($pow, count($units) - 1);

$bytes /= pow(1024, $pow);

return round($bytes, $precision) . ' ' . $units[$pow];
}

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